I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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