He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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