At least make sure they are 18
Why
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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