I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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