8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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