Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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