Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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