walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So. Much. Porn.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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