I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize