I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
