He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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