Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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