so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He did a backflip because drugs
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