Cold hands, warm shart.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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