K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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