i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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