I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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