Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Did I show you my penis last night?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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