I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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