YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
im holly from the hills drunk
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
organizing the empties. That sober.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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