My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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