in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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