if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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