Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I don't think brook has ever known best
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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