it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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