Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My vagina is officially offended.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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