walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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