You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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