So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
