I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
being pregnant is like rehab
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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