I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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