If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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