First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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