i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
