Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Randomize
