I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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