Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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