imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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