when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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