she was so not down for the gang bang
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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