Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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