I hope mine doesn't look like that
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Randomize
