Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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