How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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