if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
