Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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