If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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