ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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