I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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