break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
where am i from again
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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