even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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