I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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