actually, I'm a sock model
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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