why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Dear god my vagina.
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